Q: What do you call a detective that solves crimes by accident A: Sheer-luck Holmes --- Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A: They taste funny --- Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A: With a Pumpkin Patch --- Q: What do you call a cow that can't moo A: A milk dud --- Q: How do ship captains apologize to each other? A: By using remorse code --- Q: Why did the old man with cataracts fall down a well? A: Because he couldn't see that well ---